- teacher: y r ur eyes red
- me: allergies
- teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
- me: hell yea
- teacher: hell yea
"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
"you only post selfies to get attention"
there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie