September 2012
malijuanastyles:
Have you guys ever gone through Zayn’s 2011 tweets
He is actually the definition of high
rosskemp:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
thescienceofjohnlock:
Words of Wisdom perfectly appropriate for today.
Fabulous!
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nutella-boy:
sextingllamas:
last halloween my mom said i wasn’t allowed to go trick or treating so i covered myself in leaves and layed on the ground, when kids walked by i grabbed their ankles and they dropped their candy and ran
omG
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me while editing: which looks better 39% opacity or 40%
roryface:
francieum:
louis-vuitomlinson:
its only tuesday and im already 600% done with this week tbh
Actually, that is wrong. It really depends on what day of the week you consider Tuesday, I consider it the second, so 2/7 = about 28.6%.
#i am 28.6% done
i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age
unless you are 12.9
yeah if you’re 12.9 get out
guy: hey i wanna get to know you whats your sign baby?
girl: octagon as in stop
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:
i don’t even run my blog anymore i just walk it
acciolawrences:
Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
cabbage-patch-adults:
Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.
anondracomalfoy:
“Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.”
laughinggaschamber:
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
when someone hums quietly.
when my hair gets played with.
when someone whispers a story to me.
when someone traces my skin.
chloroform.
*throws jacket at friend*
me: CARRY IT PEASANT.
adriofthedead:
aroihkin:
freyjas:
the-vashta-nerada:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our...
gothicwoadie:
thank God you have that four page FAQ on your blog i would have died if i didn’t know your zodiac sign, nickname, and favorite flavor of tea
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plenair:
actionjackel:
hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR
wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
squidmama:
nintendofunclub:
I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie.
thats unforunate
Watchelectricbluewolf:
patcot:
hungrylikethewolfie:
hernamewastangerine:
frenchtoastandpancakes:
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
I’m crying.
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
Reblogging again because I giggle every time
>:3
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haave-you-met-ted:
tuvw:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
i love the bonus round
everyone: how long have you been single!?!
me: birth
Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Aww
Class: Aww
World: Aww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww.
mssecondopinionson:
if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday
