malijuanastyles: Have you guys ever gone through Zayn’s 2011 tweets He is actually the definition of high
rosskemp: do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding these are our struggles
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
thescienceofjohnlock: Words of Wisdom perfectly appropriate for today. Fabulous!
nutella-boy: sextingllamas: last halloween my mom said i wasn’t allowed to go trick or treating so i covered myself in leaves and layed on the ground, when kids walked by i grabbed their ankles and they dropped their candy and ran omG
me while editing: which looks better 39% opacity or 40%
roryface: francieum: louis-vuitomlinson: its only tuesday and im already 600% done with this week tbh Actually, that is wrong. It really depends on what day of the week you consider Tuesday, I consider it the second, so 2/7 = about 28.6%. #i am 28.6% done
i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age unless you are 12.9 yeah if you’re 12.9 get out
guy: hey i wanna get to know you whats your sign baby?
girl: octagon as in stop
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: i don’t even run my blog anymore i just walk it
acciolawrences: Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
cabbage-patch-adults: Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.
anondracomalfoy: “Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.”
laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.
*throws jacket at friend*
me: CARRY IT PEASANT.
adriofthedead: aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT what if we have tho what if we just didn’t know they were our...
gothicwoadie: thank God you have that four page FAQ on your blog i would have died if i didn’t know your zodiac sign, nickname, and favorite flavor of tea
plenair: actionjackel: hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
squidmama: nintendofunclub: I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie. thats unforunate
electricbluewolf: patcot: hungrylikethewolfie: hernamewastangerine: frenchtoastandpancakes: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side I’m crying. Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous. Reblogging again because I giggle every time >:3
haave-you-met-ted: tuvw: hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM i love the bonus round
everyone: how long have you been single!?!
Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
Me: My fridge.
mssecondopinionson: if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday