elliegoldeen:

whats more romantic than giving head in a supermarket parking lot 

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets)

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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darklordclyde:

Current mood: Butters getting funky on the dance floor

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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(Source: badboytheirs)

youngvlcanoes:

manxverboard:

youngvlcanoes:

manxverboard:

youngvlcanoes:

youngvlcanoes:

Sup homos

I meant homies

No u didn’t

I just wanted to talk to my homies leave me alone:’(

R u saying i’m not ur homie?

yea

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have

  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back

(Source: dearscience)