adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

bryanchvzz:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

siddy-the-sloth:

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

I can’t find my name on way
WAY TO GO NOB BASIC BITCH PARENTS

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: sprout)

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks